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George Antheil: The advice columnist who composed symphonies, knew Hemingway and helped invent Bluetooth

The column as it appeared in The Boston Globe in 1938. (Recognize the “Beauty Arts” star? Answer below.)

“Boy Advises Girl” was a nationally syndicated advice column that ran in U.S. newspapers between 1937 and 1945.

Its author was George Antheil. In addition to having a passion for endocrinology (?!), Mr. Antheil was a modernist, avant-garde composer in the 1920s and ’30s – the “Bad Boy of Music” who incorporated jazz into his symphonies and wrote visceral “machine music” pieces that caused riots in Europe and literally blew away American audiences – jet engines on stage tend to have this effect on the folks in the front row.

In addition, he was a crime novelist, a war correspondent, a military historian, and a criminal-justice expert. Antheil also hung out with James Joyce, Ernest Hemingway and Picasso in 1920s Paris and, with actress Hedy Lamarr 70 years ago this month, patented a torpedo guidance system using “spread-spectrum technology” – an invention that eventually led to Bluetooth wireless technology.

I’m not sure what’s harder to believe – any of the above or that Netflix hasn’t made a miniseries about Mr. Antheil.

Boy Advises Girl
“Get your man and then reveal your true self after he falls in love with you.” And I thought the headline was patronizing. Yikes! Wonder what Beauty Arts cover girl Lucille Ball thought of it?!?

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